A new week, it’s Tuesday Monday evening and the rain in Melbourne is heavy and driving.
I’ve driven 1200 km since Sunday evening from Tamworth to Melbourne with a drop at Wagga Wagga.
I’ve decided I should have been a news reporter based on the events of the day… It all started when someone in a Holden Ute decided to overtake on a double centre line. He hung out there for a while until he realised the corner was blind and decided to duck back in, only problem was I was there still. The air horn soon pointed out his error and the situation started to improve.
The next thing I came across was south of Wagga at Uranquinty where a group of young men were imbibing themselves at the local. They were all in costume including the poor sole in a Man-kini, Borat style. It was a sad sight.
Upon arriving in Melbourne I saw a Pig, who had evidently fallen out of a truck, in a terrible state beside the road. The police were in attendance and hopefully organised a quick despatch.
Not long after that I took a wrong turn and ended up driving the truck up Flinders Street, the main street of the Melbourne CBD. Not a major issue until I got to the end and found a 4 metre bridge and I’m 4+. I managed to scrape under by dropping the suspension pressure but I wouldn’t advice anyone to follow, definitely somewhere I’ll avoid in the future.
Finally I watched as a Taxi, who merged in a forcible manner, was destroyed and sent back to the railing by two small trucks. ‘He who pushes will get pushed’… rule number two of warfare.
I headed over to Laverton for a shower but the water was cold… sponge bath only, I’m not that tough.
Loading at six in the morning and then heading north again.