Welcome to the blog

August 20th, 2009

I decided to start a blog about my adventures as a truck driver in Australia. This is a big country (7.6 million square kilometres with a population of about 21 million, that's about 89 acres each) and I now roam across ...

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Wake up and smell the coffee, decaf can kill you.

July 26th, 2010

Last week was a holiday, of sorts. You always end up working too hard when you stay home for the week but at least all those nagging jobs get caught up with. So last night I climbed into a clean, serviced ...

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Indicators broken… watch for finger.

July 17th, 2010

I just wanted to send a quick hello to the guy in the black Yaris (sorry Cath but it was a Yaris) who decided to pop out in front of me from the left hand side of my bull-bar and ...

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Constant velocity

July 15th, 2010

If I had to count the number of cars I see in a day I'd run out of fingers really quickly. If I counted the number of cars I've passed in the last six months, having done more than 100,000 ...

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Tied up all day.

July 8th, 2010

  Yesterday was a bit of a rest day. A rest from driving a least although I worked my back side off catching up with jobs at home. I finally fell into bed after another 24 hours awake and slept from ...

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Take care, not risks.

June 25th, 2010

Last night I was plodding up the New England Highway, heading to Brisbane when the call came over the two-way that there had been a fatal accident. I turned on the scanner to see what I could find out. Three dead ...

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Literary surprised.

June 24th, 2010

Early this week I was contacted by the National Library to see if I was happy for ‘Diary of a Truck Driver’ to be included in their archives. Initially I thought it was a spam but it turned out to ...

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Communication is everything

May 25th, 2010

For those of you that don't know about CB radios and the like, just about every truck on the road is using one. Gone are the days of the "ten four good buddy" lingo of the 70's and 80's and the ...

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Eschew obfuscation

May 25th, 2010

Forgive me Father... it's been 34 hours since I slept. Not because of driving but after the weekend the first day back started with a 5am wake-up so by three in the afternoon I was still wide awake. Set off ...

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Express Yourself

May 24th, 2010

I'm back on the express run out of Sydney tonight. It's not the best run as you end up fairly tired, especially at the beginning of the week while you transition from the world of normal mortals toward the witching ...

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Motivated morons

May 18th, 2010

The following story is about some brilliant individuals that thought it would be fun to throw a very large object through the windscreen of a vehicle. I often struggle with the motivation of individuals that partake in such activities as graffiti ...

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